Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Top 10 reasons why Jennifer Lawrence would be the best Girlfriend Ever

Jennifer Lawrence soon became a bit of a hero of mine after watching The Hunger Games... several times. 


I mean I had read the books and they were so enthralling I couldn't put them down. Well done Suzanne Collins.


















Anyway... I asked my friends to see whether or not thinking Katniss Everdeen was fit was a bit wrong (due to the whole age thing). But most of my friends heartily agreed that she was attractive, and played the role superbly - adding a certain je ne sais quoi to the character which was not seen in the book. Anyway, now she is 22 years old - so everything is fine and none creepy.

After seeing this video from The Telegraph after her fall at the Oscars; Jennifer Lawrence became my number 2 favourite actress, because, as well as being incredibly attractive she also actually has a sense of humour. Maybe she's been hanging out with Seth McFarlane or something... But damn!

Top 10 reasons why Jennifer Lawrence would be the best Girlfriend ever.

1) She has a gravelly sexy voice - so even when she was whining about something (as women eventually always do) she'll sound pretty good doing it

2) She is quick witted and takes things in her stride - so when you accidentally insult her, or falls over. She can just style it out and not cause a BIG scene, and probably throw a good few insults / witty repartee's back at you

3) She looks good wearing most things. Fact. She probably looks good wearing your clothes... (obviously because you have great taste in clothing...)

4) She has actual curves so you have something to hold on to

5) She could probably kick the shit out of someone - you wouldn't have to worry about her walking home late at night because she's pretty feisty and can handle herself well

6) She looks like she actually LIKES food. So at the end of a night she may eat a kebab, or have a 10oz steak, or eat the whole box of Frostie's (dry) whilst watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with you...

7) She has survival skills. So if you were ever stranded somewhere - she could be the bringer of skewered birds and rodents

8) Your friends and mum would like her... She is down to earth, modest and funny. So pretty much a winner on all accounts

9) She's famous. And probably has a good amount of money in the bank now... So you know. She'd be able to take you out to nice places, and go to cool parties where other famous people hang out, and you wouldn't be ushered out quicker than Jimmy Saville in a children's ward, because you'd actually have a valid reason for being there.

10) You'd probably be the envy of all your mates, and other people's mates etc. And you'd get to do all that amazing stuff that you get to do with your girlfriend - and not get arrested for it... because she'd actually want you to do it. Again. And again.

- One negative is that I dislike her hair that weird shade of dirty blonde. She looks too generic. So all of the above only counts when she is a brunette. Fickle I know - but you're allowed to be about famous people - right?

Just to satisfy my own evidently sad perversion, see some pictures of Jennifer Lawrence as she blossoms in to a young lady from a child actress.






























Wednesday, 3 October 2012

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Harry Gets Snapped Naked in Las Vegas / Prince Exposes his Crown Jewels!

I love Prince Harry. 


Even his new title as Prince Henry of Wales, doesnt stop him from acting like a chav!


He just doesn't care ~ A true Randy Royal Rapscallion!



Let's play it out in role play style //


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PRINCE HARRY - "Let's go away to Las Vegas and get absolutely sloshed, what do you say old boys?"






















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He get's on a jet.


Lands on US soil. In true UK style, he dons a hat and get's his shirt off!


























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PRINCE HARRY - "Golly gosh, there is a lot of hot tail here. I need to got on that. Cressida Bones who?"






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PRINCE HARRY - "I think I need a smoke... just because I f*cking can. I mean it has my name on it... Rude not to."








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PRINCE HARRY - "Hello ladies... Fancy coming back to my suite. What is that? You don't do gingers. Well I am royal don't you know... Bloody loaded. "


















PRINCE HARRY - "What's that...  you've changed your mind?"



















PRINCE HARRY - "Puh. Of course you have. Whose the daddy?"



















Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks ... and invited them up to his VIP suite.  


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Later that evening...


During a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite, it all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.



PRINCE HARRY - "Let's play hide and seek... I'll go first. Count to 10"






























PRINCE HARRY - "10!! Okay... you've asked for it now.. Can you feel it?"




























What happens next is anyone's guess.

If I could hazard a guess. I'd say that, they stopped such Tom Foolery, and put their clothes on, realised how foolish they were being - went out to a local homeless shelter and helped to distribute food. Phew. Crisis averted.


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Unsurprisingly, no official comments have been made.

Social Media these days, makes it so much easier to exploit and share misgivings of unruly celebrities within a matter of minutes. 

That, and camera phones. 

Oh how I cherish the days before smartphones, and Facebook. When embarrassing moments remained in the minds of those who bared witness, oppose to nowadays when it's usually posted within 24 hours - visible to all your friends, and their friends to 'like' and comment. But that's just how things work these days. If you don't want something embarrassing shared about you online. Don't do anything embarrassing in the first place. Although that sounds pretty boring.


Monday, 20 August 2012

27 Cinemagraphs on Google+ Events

If you have created an event in Google+ you will have noticed their subtle GIFs... or cinemagraphs as they're now formally called.

They're really quite nice.

Setting the scene as to what we might use the events for... In Google's dreams perhaps.